Ode to Our Sexy Mother

As a tribute to an amazing mother, my sisters and I performed a little number for her.  The song and music video for LMFAO "Sexy and I Know It" cracks Mom up, so we re-wrote most of the lyrics to describe our sexy mother. If you're curious, here is the original video (you should watch it full screen for maximum viewing pleasure- but be warned, some parts are disturbing.)

I'm Sexy and I Know It

When I drive on by in my new Q7 up to the sky.  I love chocolate treats; if I laugh too hard then I'll have to pee.  This is how I roll on my riding lawn mower out of control.  What's that sound yo?  Mom's playing Dr. Mario!
Ah, girl look at that body... I work out!
When I walk into Rite Aid, this is what I see: Everybody stops and they're staring at me.  I've got coupons in my hand and I ain't afraid to show it...  I'm sexy and I know it!
When I'm by myself, you better watch out I'll clear the shelves.  You know what I mean, with reusable bags- I'm so green- Wha?  When I'm in the zone, I'm on Facebook on my iPhone.  "When I was on the ship" as a nurse with hand sanitizer in my purse.
Ah, girl look at that body... I work out!
When I walk into taxes, this is what I see: Everybody stops and they're staring at me.  AARP on my shirt and I ain't afraid to show it...  I'm sexy and I know it!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle...
Window "candles" yeah!
I'm sexy and I know it!
Ah, girl look at that body... I work out!
I'm sexy and I know it!

My mom was disappointed nobody wore a speedo, and she also asked afterward to make sure we only threw expired coupons.  We did a star jump in the dance because we were all cheerleaders in high school.  And our choreography is not perfect, but that's what makes it great, right?!